An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...