Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...