The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.