President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...