A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...