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Country Tunes
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God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
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Blonde weighs baby
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man to do situps
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