Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...