Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...