Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Banned Children’s Books
BANNED CHILDREN’S BOOKSDad’s New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...