Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...