Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!