For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...