Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...