The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...