A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...