Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...