Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...