Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...