Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...