Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...