Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Some fishing terms
|Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release – A conservation motion that happens most...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...