Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...