How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...