My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...