Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...