Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...