An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Employee evaluations.
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Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
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Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...