10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Indian Humor
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the...