Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...