His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...