What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...