To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...