Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...