Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...