The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...