What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...