A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...