Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...