Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...