I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...