Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...