Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...