Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Male Stages of Life
Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...