Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
A young naval student
|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic