Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...