The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Compare the genders
|Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...