Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!