Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...