A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...