Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...