50 things to do at Walmart
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How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
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Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
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A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Line Dancing
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Deadly disease
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When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...